32 - Shut the blind

There were seldom ever any private or secret conversations between Ludwig and Wilfriede. The truth was that they were both a little hard of hearing, and would automatically increase their decibel level when talking to each other. On the odd occasion when confidentiality was indeed essential they would post messages to each other on Facebook, unaware that in so doing the whole population of Gwair was now able to eavesdrop. It was therefore no surprise therefore when the words 'Shut the blind, people can see your feet when you're in the toilet' appear on the social media above a retweeted mp3 track of 'Call us lot your builders?'  by the Iron Grunge band, Scabby Felix.